Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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