Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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