A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Charlie Sheen

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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LET

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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