Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Microwave

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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