Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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black people. that is all...

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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I drive a 'rarri

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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what?

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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