What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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hi. thats what she said.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Soccer...

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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