Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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women's rights

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What is next?

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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