What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What stops a train? A missile

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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