how man

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Andoni was here

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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The Morman Religion.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Anti Joke

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