Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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