Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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