Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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