how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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