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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Womens rights

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Justin Beiber

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Anti Joke

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