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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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