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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

world peace

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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