A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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soccer

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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