What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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I hate you.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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