I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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why are balck people black because they are

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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4 1/2

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What flys? A fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Your future.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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BIG PENIS

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