What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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The Holocaust

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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