How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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