whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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The Big Band Theory

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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