What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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William wright is Gay

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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