What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Hi poop!

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Gay's

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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hi

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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9/11/2001

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No. Yes.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Adam Sandler.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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