Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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destiny

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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