A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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VITAMIN C!

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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how do you win a game try your best

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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