What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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cory is gay

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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the redsox

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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No antijoke here.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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