Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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K.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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