- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

H o m o comes out as homo

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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