What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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A joke

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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