- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Bags of delicious poop.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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