What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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=3

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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