Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Google Doodles

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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The cow went moo

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People with cancer.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Hello

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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People...

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Religion

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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