Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Write your own

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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