- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

You copy and paster!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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