Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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