Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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