Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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cancer

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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