How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Anti Joke

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