What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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The Holocaust

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