What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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