How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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tims sty:)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Your face

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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