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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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arena football

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Sarah Palin is President

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Anti Joke

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