What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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nipple

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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girls basketball

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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