How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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