- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Will you marry me?

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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