Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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women's rights

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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