- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

a horse walks into a blender ow

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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