Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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mark is mark

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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