Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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your mom is so fat.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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