Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Grammer is very important

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Jews...

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One below was by me: Walter H

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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