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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

An English man walks into a pub.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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