ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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epic win?

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Badabing.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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