Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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