A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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The child was fired from his job.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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