A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

whats yellow? lots of things.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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