these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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WNBA

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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