What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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