What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Canadians

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Vagina ass.

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