- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

men's rights.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Knock knock. Racism.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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