Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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you are gay

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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