Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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