"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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