What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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