Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's up? The sky.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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No!

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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