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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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MAKE

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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