I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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David Cameron

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boobs

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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hey bill!

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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dildo

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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