Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Penis chickens

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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black people

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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