- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Woman's rights.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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