What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Daym im romantic

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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I am a n1gger.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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