Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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How do you spell eight? 8

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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