When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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raisin boogers

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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