why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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