Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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