What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Anti Joke

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