Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

thumb_up thumb_down +3,184

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

thumb_up thumb_down +270

A cow says moo and explodes.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

thumb_up thumb_down -23

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops