Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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