Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Vagina ass.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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