What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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