- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Worms don't like apples.

The song Friday Rules!

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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