He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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punchline below punchline above

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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A fat man buys a salad

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