What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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