A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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