Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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