whats your name? bumder:)

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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