Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Your mother is so fat.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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