I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Banana Hamock.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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So a seal walks into a club...

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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