Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Anti Joke

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