What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

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