roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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