Im cute hehehee

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What's up? A direction...

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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