(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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