- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

If you are my friend like it!

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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