- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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