Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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