Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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