Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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