Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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William Raines.

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Turn around.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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