Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

My tractor broke down.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

You have friends

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

you suck

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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