Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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