What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Obama

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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