how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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