Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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your so fat. your fat!

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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A Banana wrote this...

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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