Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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